??: “Ooooh he is going to be so mad…”

Okay, it seems like you have… Sort of calmed down enough for the narration to happen. Kind of. So here we go.

You are Jude of the Firesprite Village. You have been exiled from it for years and have kind of forgotten what it looks like. Through an odd series of events, you have found yourself with a boyfriend and locked (metaphorically) inside this giant walking crabmachine with nothing but some screens who shows some white guys as entertainment.

Frankly, you are a little miffed about this.

You mentally decide to check up on the rest of the crab, now that you are calmed down a little.