CR: “hows it going here back at the castle and such?”

bart: “oh… it could be worse! madame Wranx is slowly devolving into madness! all that damn crystal users fault! we should never have done this! oh well… im just doing my job… guarding the key in my belly… though i cant remember if it was the blue or yellow key…”

CR: “Isn’t that ‘HALT CRIMINAL’ stuff a little overdramatic? Do you really have to call everyone who waltzes in here a criminal?”

bart: “youre the first to go in here for months! so i dont think its that overdramatic!… so! your stories! last i heard from ya you where in the frozen realms!”

CR: “And id love to tell you them all, but we do have an adventurer in here…”

bart: “oh about that… im many times tougher than jude! i have nothing to fear!”

CR: “oh really?”