Finally, you combine John with the Armling Alloy to create: The Alloy Log Mallet! Retitle Item Y/N?

The stats of all these wondrous items are:

Nice Padded Flous Vest
A nice vest that gives a minimal protection against fire.
Nice, stretchy, Durable

A fine padded vest, perfect for the old time meeting, or even the monster brawl!

Nice Flous Pants
A nice pair of pants that are durable and good.
Nice, stretchy, Durable

A nice pair of Flous Pants. Never leave home without them!

Nice Flous Shoes
A nice pair of shoes that are durable and good.
Nice, stretchy, Durable

A nice pair of Flous shoes. Solid sole and good longevity!

Alloy Log Mallet
A mighty mallet, extra good against armor. The blue tint shines lovely in the evening sun.
Durable, Hard, Robust

A very good hammer with excellent grip and a firm head. Has extra power against armored Foes.