[???]: SLANDERERS!
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[???]: SLANDERERS!
[???]: Look for bigger knife.
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[???]: Acquire Honorary Placronym
[???]: Hello? Use shiv as toothpick for sandwich, eat shiv then attack people with sandwich!
[???]: Retrieve your burlap sack and check its contents.
[???]: Stand up, Check pockets for knives!
[???]: Look for useful junk in the surrounding area.
[???]: Realize this is obviously a dream itself