CR: Why is this an “Oh no”?

??: “Crystal Raver!? CRYSTAL RAVER!! CRYSTAL RAVER I HAVE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU WHERE WERE YOU?! YOU WERE NOT DOWN IN THE MINES OR IN YOUR ROOM OR IN THE SLEEPING QUARTERS OR WITH  BROTHER MECHANIC OR AUNT BAKER OR UNCLE COOK OR AUNT HARDFACE OR BROTHER MEANPANTS OR ANY-“

Eurghh… Sister. Emerl. Minra. Talk about a family member that cannot sit still. She has an odd habit of trying to do everything at once. Sister Cristin is also speedy but at least she can control it, and it plays into her strengths. Emerl here just wants to do everything, all the time. She has a knack for plant life, but else she doesn’t seem to have found an interest that she will settle upon.

Except you that is. Emerl has an incredible crush on you. It is also incredibly obvious. Sometimes you just wish that she would cool her million jets, but that wont happen before Slate is reborn…

Oh dear, how should I even get rid of her this time?

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Calmly pick her up, put her down outside the elevator, and get in… and hope the door closes fast.  You don’t have time to mess with her.


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